Answers given by 11-year- olds on science exams:

Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
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When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
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H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
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To collect fumes of sulphure, hold down a deacon over a flame in a
test tube.
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When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
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Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a
freestate.
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Three kinds of blood vessels are arteried, vanes, and caterpillars.
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Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
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Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then
expectoration.
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The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.
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Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and
makes them perspire.
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A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
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Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
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The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominable cavity contains the
bowels, of which there are five - a,e,i,o,and u.
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Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
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Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot.
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Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
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Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is
affirmative or negative.