If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer

 

 


If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and
start all over!
*
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
*
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
*
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
*
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
*
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
*
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
*
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
*
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
*
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
*
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on
it's way to YOU.