It's Not a Good Computer If...

 

 


The lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

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In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

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The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.

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Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start

howling.

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The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"

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The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"

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The only chip inside is a Dorito.