Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Tech Support

 

 


"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
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"That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
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"So -- what are you wearing?"
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"Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
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"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
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"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60
Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
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"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter
knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
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"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
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"Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
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"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
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"Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."